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Subject:diiiiiirrtttyyy
Time:06:29 pm
Dear Fredericka,
It took me all of too long to read your birthday card, i am sorry. Happy Belated Birthday. So it seems to you right now maybe that there is no one, but there will be in due time. Trust me, you are a hottie and will have the hottest of the hot. I believe i heard you ran off with the prom queen at qp, you sexy devil you! I am so dirty and sweaty and wet cause i just pseudo washed my car and cleaned out all the crap that was in it. It REALLY needed a cleaning. I saw starwars this weekend and was excited about it cause im a nerd like that, i also played strip blackjack cause im just that Bad Ass. I think life should be led simply by how you feel and how sweaty and gross you are willing to get. What do you thing?

Love Always and the best of birthday wishes,
Dodo

P.S i have also secretly wanted pink hair
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Current Music:beau soir - debussy
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Time:09:55 pm
Happy birthday Dodo Princess. I saw you as I was walking into the gallery, and you looked upset even from far away, in bright light. Dodo, you're an artist, and very few people really are. There's not much else that one bird can say to another if what you're sad about is what I think you're sad about. Just know that no matter where you are, there are still photographs waiting to happen. I mean, look at Basquiat. He drew on walls and did drugs and suddenly he was famous.

One day we'll wake up and the world will change in that second and we'll know that we've meant something. No cubicles for girls in pink sparkles.

I hope this was a good birthday card and not Hallmark sappy, because then I'd feel really lame, and I just want to write you something pretty so that you won't look so sad. Or rather, so you won't be so sad, because it doesn't matter what people look like. It's like how everyone's "good" or "fine" at checkout counters in supermarkets.
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Time:12:00 am
Dear Flamingo,

Happy Birthday in these rough times of anxiety.
I think floating away one a drift of ocean breeze would be wonderful right now. I have discovered a damien rice version of the radiohead sone Creep and i am obsessed. I'm beginning to shut down form the stress of life around me. I believe the two of us deserve a date of wandering through grocery isles late at night dressed in full costume. Or possibly a date to the movies or just to ransack this so called city in what can truly only be known to be a flamingo and dodo way. I think we need bird masks. pink and red ones with sparkles and lovelyness. im a strange human being blessed with a brain and an imagination that never stops running. I thiiiink too much and i think i might spontaneously combust in a moment. maybe i can just BREATHE. breathe........... oook. soo im gonna rap this one up

This is your birthday song. it isnt very long

LOve always
the big dodo
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Time:11:57 pm
Current Mood:blahblah
happy birthday flamingo impostor in red lipstick!

narcissism seems to run my life. i can't help but look in shiny surfaces and examine my face, although lately my face has seemed so distant from the one i see in my head. there's a fredericka with small shoulders and a narrow face in my head, and she sings and writes and dances to drum circles and chopin. i enjoy photographing myself, but i'm still such a neophyte with my digital camera held at arm's length away. dark lipstick and pushup bras can cure a multitude of evils...

what's new is that i need a change, a new scene... i tried to find one downtown today, and i think i have. i love taking bus rides because i like scratched plastic, building fragments, resigned strangers. it makes me feel calm. i just need... i need a girlfriend. actually that's such a lie. i need all that cheap sex i should be having. i suppose you can't have cheap gay sex if you don't go to cheap gay bars.

i would go to the beach with you if you promise that we could be there for both a windy four o clock and a colorful six o clock, or whenever sunset is now.

frosting... like eyeshadow. i want some shiny silver eyeshadow. that would be nice.

air kisses to the dodo from her kitty cat smack accomplice
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Current Music:Dodo- Dave Matthews
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Time:11:17 pm
Current Mood:anxiousanxious
Fredericka-
Happy Birthday!
we have become skimpy on our birthday clothes. Skimpy like Pamala Anderson's clothing, or the loin clothes of those in ancient times. My dear Flamingo, why is it that we are all so narcissistic in our own ways? I enjoy photographing myself too much, for it makes me feel better about myself when i am feeling ugly. Why is it that dark lipstick and push up bras ultimately make me feel better? I ponder this often.

Whats new my pinks one legged friend? How is life in this so called world we are supposed to be savvy of... I just want to run for a bit and see where it gets me.

My toes feel like digging in the sand but i cant get to the beach and i feel very trapped for some reason. I enjoyed our window sex today. It was fun.

Best wishes with your frosted cake

Happy Birthday

Dodo
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Current Music:combat baby - metric
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Time:09:02 pm
Current Mood:peacefulpeaceful
dear dodo princess,

happy metaphorically amazing birthday to you!

i saw my dream girl in the moca store, and she said to me in a raspy voice, "would you like a bag... for your bag" and i thought that i should ask her to run away with me to skeeball and photo booths with blue fabric backgrounds.

i'm glad you like your flamingo impostor mix, which is just saucy enough for a dodo princess to appreciate on those days when the only red within ten miles is a jetta. "nesting"... my mom has been talking about nesting as well, but then again she's been talking about her recent psychic abilities. if i'm crucial to life like aimless driving, then you're crucial to life like aimless walking in a tank top wind on gray streets in bright colors and fabulous shoes.

i would adore prints of me, as sometimes i love myself more than i can handle and sometimes i just want to see how other people see me. i should have two of me and we should watch each other.

kiss kiss back,
frederica the decorative cherry in a flamingo's body
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Current Music:The Flamingo Imposter Mix
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Time:07:53 pm
Current Mood:amusedamused
Dear Queen of the Felines,

Feliz Cumplianos!

I am officially obsessed with the mix you made me. The Flamingo Imposter is SEX. Your mixes are like floating in bathtubs facing up watching the world go by as you see your hair floating twards the top. Or like 2 stembed cherry earrings that you laugh about with your friends because of your descition to use your fruit as something decorative. Anyways I adore it, and i must now make you one (when I get more blank CDs).

Or maybe I will finally my prints to give you of the pictures i took of you. I think I might. We shall see.

So Im grounded. My mom calls it nesting because she thinks grounding is too harsh of a word. Basically the Big Dodo has been called back to the nest for a month to eat melons.

Kitty Cat Smack I think you are like driving around with no purpose other than to drive around. I believe that aimless driving is crucial to life, and therefor so are you.

Happy Birthday My Pet

If you speak between the moment you blow out ur candles and when u have your first bite of cake, you have to name 18 boyfriends, or girlfriends for that matter.

Kiss Kiss
The Dodo
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Current Music:Frontin- Jamie Cullum
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Time:01:07 am
Current Mood:amusedamused
Dear Cat.
Happy Birthday Metaphorically in turn to u
My toad.
I think If i were the last dodo u would be my flamingo accomplise
I will forever keep you young in pink as i become extinct
that rymed and i didnt even mean i to.
Jaimie Cullum says hes gonna tear your ass up
He was just Frontin'
He knows you want him babe
Happy Birthday to you
you live in a zoo
you smell like an oyester and you spit like one too

Best Wishes,
The Dodo
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Current Music:jolie holland, who is not sexy-looking, but is sexy-sounding
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Time:12:54 am
Current Mood:geeky
happy birthday!

lauren is like putting on pink lipstick and kissing stuffed animals and shower curtains and walls. she's the fabric child of massive fuzzy coats and vinyl diner seats. she's a shrimp-pink elbow-length gloved finger pushing b2 on a jukebox to play old blues.
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